Munchies Mix

It's a serious mistake for me to ever bring food into work--especially in large quantities. I know this and yet, I always manage to do it. I decided last week that I wanted to buy some food at the grocery store for my lunches over the week instead of going out to lunch and spending a ton of money everyday. So to make it exciting, I bought the best of the best--oat nut bread, pepperjack cheese, pastrami slices, bananas, and Munchies Mix. Munchies Mix is something I discovered riding Jet Blue Airlines: Sunchips, Cheetos, Pretzels, and Doritos all mixed up in one bag. I love it. So I bought it to go with my lunches. Bad bad bad choice. Everyday around 10am I'm staring at the clock wondering if it's close enough to lunch time so that I can break out the mix. They are sitting in the drawer of my desk crackling around, calling me to open the bag and devour them. I could care less about my sandwich or fruit anymore-- just give me the chips! I just want to sit here at my desk and eat them all day long! I just did spell check and Doritos came up as dirties. That is what they need to call it--Dirties Mix. It's really good while I am eating it but later I feel dirty inside because of what I just filled my stomach with and now is coarsing through my veins. Gross. Maybe if my cube buddy would wear more perfume, I would lose my appetite...oh wait she did! Perfect!